Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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