that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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