im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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