Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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