I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Nicole vs. Life
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
