My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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