Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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