Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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