D3 body, D1 cock
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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