I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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