You really coming over, don't trick.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize