He kissed a someone with a penis
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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