The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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