..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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