normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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