saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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