i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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