i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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