She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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