It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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