also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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