Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I want to have your abortion
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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