More tranny stories later!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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