i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Let's get the cat blown out
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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