Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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