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I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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