can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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