Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
third nipple confirmed
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke