yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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