Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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