Heybabeimwearingurpanties
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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