Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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