Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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