So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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