A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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