"it" just moved
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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