forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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