He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I look excited, but its just a facade.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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