Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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