apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
well you can't waste a boner
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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