I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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