apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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