Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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