If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
dude. I can hear the air.
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