For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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