Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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