I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Someone signed my nipple.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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