You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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