It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You're like the curious george of whores
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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