I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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