is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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