Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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