But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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