D3 body, D1 cock
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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