their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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