Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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