butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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