the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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